3. Make three donations
The first donationNow it's time to step up to the plate. You go to the sperm donation center, and in a "private masturbation booth," you provide a sample. You hand the cup over to Nurse Ratchett when you're done, and you go home. What are they looking for? Four basic things:
- count (how many suckers you got in there?)
- motility (are they good swimmers?)
- freeze-ability (are they good at staying cold?)
- morphology (are they deformed?)
Anywhere from 50% - 90% of all applicants are rejected because of deficiency in one of these areas.
The second donation
Back to the sperm center. Time to make some sperm-counters very happy.
The third donation
At this point, try switching hands to avoid cramping.
